Congressman Offers Preemptive Apology For Extramarital Affair
“Later this afternoon, I will be engaging in an extramarital affair”
“Of course, I will wish I had never made the horrible mistake I am about to spend several hours making . . .”
Sometimes, it’s hard to parody life.
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